Kevin Federline Gets A Job!!

After nearly a year of marriage, Kevin Federline has finally found
a job as a temp instructor at Darrin Henson's dance school in Los
Angeles. He's not fooling anybody with his "dancing credentials"
though. I've watched So You Think You Can Dance so I know
that if he's a real dancer he has to be a flaming homosexual who wears
unbuttoned see-through shirts. So either he's not really a dancer and
shouldn't be teaching, or he's incredibly gay and his marriage to
Britney is a hoax. Either way, he should quit his job and focus on
trimming the pubic hair off his face. Or leave it, and get a new job as
Pube-Face: The man with a face full of pubic hair.p>