Britney Spears is an idiot

Glamour UK
reports "Britney Spears says her new single is all about having a
child, but Britney says she wrote it two weeks before she discovered
she was pregnant. "I wrote this song at my piano, at my house. I wrote
it two weeks before I found out that I was pregnant, so it was really
kind of weird, because the song's about having a baby … It's kind of
like a prophecy … Everyone in general should voice their wishes more,
because I think the more you throw it out to the universe, if you're in
the right space and place in your life, it's weird how the universe
gives it back to you.”

Someone should probably sit Britney down and explain where babies
come from, cause, correct me if I’m wrong, its not from the Universe
after it heard your crappy song and decided you were ready. "Prophecy"
might not be the only way to predict that unprotected sex with an idiot
hillbilly who is too drunk/stupid to pull out might lead to pregnancy.
It's also charming that someone who has been handed millions like
Britney thinks the reason the rest of us aren’t rich is because we
don’t “voice our wishes more.” Jesus Christ I hate these two. I gotta
get me a bear. And teach it to maul anything in sky blue Fubu and
backwards Yankees hats. And then release it in Malibu. Once chunks of
Kevin showed up in the bears stool, animal control might be pretty
upset, but then I’d explain it was Kevin Federline and we’d all have a
pretty good laugh.